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Inextricably intertwined inside your mind, like a benign tumor that triggers your laugh reflex at intervals outside your conscious control. There is no cure. Only resigned acceptance. 

But seriously. Phoenix, Arizona.
 

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If you use this form to contact me, please keep in mind that I receive hundreds of important messages each day from various online retailers that I frequent, including but not limited to Forever 21, Hot Topic, Ann Taylor, Men's Small and Short, Crocs, and Teva.

So, please, make your message short, like me, so I can get back to foraging through various online promotions. My new Tevas await!